Thursday, May 8, 2014

Interview with Actor Rob Gallavan of SKID


He can arrest you with engrossing portrayals or literal handcuffs.  Here's a fascinating and insightful interview with actor and officer, Rob Gallavan of SKID.


RG:  It's the obvious question, but you're a cop and you're an actor.  In the spirit of the chicken and the egg, which came first?

The chicken arrived carrying the egg in a basket.  I grew up watching CHiPs and Emergency! and it started there.  I started acting at the age of 6 and I really enjoyed it.  The problem I faced growing up was the lack of any strong theater programs for children in Oklahoma City in the mid to late 80s.  Child actors in Oklahoma City are incredibly fortunate these days.  They have a wealth of opportunity in theater, dance, film and musicals (although subjecting a young child to musicals should be considered a felony crime).  I didn't have that.  I did school plays here and there and did a few in high school, but my interest waned because there weren't alot of good acting programs.

I always had an interest in law enforcement and that never went away.  I was educated by the Jesuits, Carmelite Sisters, Sisters of Mercy and the Benedictine Monks...and I'm Irish, so I also had a stereotype to live up to.

When I went to college at St. Gregory's (a two year junior college back then), my intention was to study journalism.  My freshman year I met a girl who was acting in a production of Harold and Maude.  She was a cute brunette who was rather busty and she told me that the production needed walk-on roles.  I was happy to walk-on the stage and follow her around for a few hours a night.  Pat Snyder was the drama director and she asked me to audition for the next production.  I auditioned and I was cast.  I remembered how much I enjoyed acting and I was a decent actor.  Pat insisted that I pursue acting as a profession but I was hesitant.  I knew next to nothing about the profession.

The next year Pat Snyder introduced me to Roberta Sloan who was the Chair of the Department of Theater Arts at the University of Central Oklahoma.  I knew UCO had a good program but I wasn't sold on pursuing theater.  I had a strong interest in journalism and I still thought about law enforcement.  Then I realized that UCO had strong programs for all three fields, so I applied and I was accepted.

I enrolled as a journalism major and had every intention to pursue that degree...until I saw an audition for a classical play in the fall of my junior year.  I told myself that I would audition for one more play.  If I didn't get cast, I wouldn't audition again.  Well, Don Bristow cast me in the lead role.  I quit my lucrative job at Mazzio's Pizza to do the show and it went well.  I was offered a scholarship the following semester and I switched my major to theater.  I was happy in the theater department at UCO and I decided to earn a minor in journalism. 

But, I kept thinking about law enforcement.

I briefly considered switching my major to Criminal Justice until someone told me that it was a useless degree.  Turns out, years later he was right.  I tell people interested in the profession these days to get a business degree or a journalism degree.  After working on the streets for five years, I think a criminal justice degree is absolutely worthless.  My journalism minor, however, really paid off when I graduated from the academy.

I graduated from UCO and I was offered a leading role with Oklahoma Shakespeare In The Park in their production of The Duchess of Malfi.  I spent five wonderful years with OSP and I met my wife Deanna during a production of Romeo and Juliet.  I was Romeo and she was Benvolio.

Yeah, ok, she was Juliet.  She was also a cute brunette and she was busty.  It's a theme.

When we married we planned to move to New York to pursue my career as an actor.  I still thought about applying to the Oklahoma City Police Department but I knew I would regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't move to New York.  I knew I was a decent actor but I wanted to know how well I could do in a professional market.  New York City has one hell of a way of letting you know. 

I also knew that if I kept my record clean, I could always apply to the police department in my 30s and even my 40s.  I knew it would be difficult to pursue my career as an unknown actor in a market like New York in my 30s.

With our one-year-old daughter in tow, we moved to New York City.  We arrived in September of 2002 with $600 to our name.  We didn't have enough money to pay the next month's rent.  We figuratively burned the ship we came in on.  We couldn't move back even if we wanted to.

My wife found a full time job while I raised my daughter and looked for acting work.  In March of 2003, I dropped off my headshot and resume at the New York Shakespeare Festival.  I didn't give it another thought until they called me in to audition in April.  I didn't think about it again until they called me back in early May.  They cast me in their production of Henry V later that day.

I spent six wonderful years in New York City.  I loved that city and I still do.  But, when I turned 30, my wife became pregnant with our second child...and damn if I didn't keep considering a career with the NYPD the entire 6 years I lived in New York.  I had a significant priority shift when I turned 30.  I still loved theater but I also knew that I wanted to be a father.  I had an offer to work for an entire year with the Shakespeare Theater in Washington D.C. but my wife was pregnant and she wanted to pursue a Ph.D.

I turned down the offer with the Shakespeare Theater and I applied for the NYPD.  I tested well and they invited me to complete a packet.  However, that same year, the NYPD officer's union wanted a much deserved raise for their officers.   The city agreed to give them a raise if they agreed to lower the starting salary of a recruit to $25,100 a year.  If you think $25,100 is a small amount in Oklahoma, you can imagine how small it is in New York City.  I never submitted the application packet.

I took a regular job while Deanna finished her undergraduate degree.  When she graduated she applied for admission at OU.  I applied for the Oklahoma City Police Department.  We both were accepted and we moved back to Oklahoma.

I graduated from the academy in 2009 and, go figure, I've worked more consistently as an actor than I ever had before.

RG:  You also work in theater.  What are the challenges of theater that you'd never find on a film set?

The challenge of live theater is also what makes it so great - a live audience.  It's instant feedback and it can be thrilling, it can be even keeled or it can be crushing. 

Some of my best memories as an actor come from events that went wrong on stage and the audience reaction.  During the production run of  Henry V, we had a rain out toward the end of the show.  The rain wasn't that heavy but the tech crew were nervous about the electrical equipment.  The Delacorte Theater seats 1,872 and most of the audience left when they made the cancellation announcement.  However, there were about 250 people who stayed behind and chanted, "Henry!, Henry!, Henry!"

The cast thought it would die out and we started putting things away.  But those people kept chanting for a good 10 minutes.  At that point, we started talking about finishing the show.  Liev Schreiber, who was playing the title role, also wanted to finish the show.  We agreed to finish it in the light rain with no microphones and only flood lights to light the stage.  Liev went out to the stage and invited everyone left in the house to huddle close together at the front of the house.  We went on stage and finished the production standing close to the audience during a light rain.  It was an incredible experience.  You don't get that experience with film.

Theater is much more of a grind than film.  Some film actors will disagree, but I think a majority of actors would agree that theater is more of a grind...and it doesn't pay as well as film.  You rehearse all day from anywhere between 4-6 weeks and then you have at least a four week run of a production.  Theater tickets are much more expensive than movie tickets and the audience expectations, for the most part, are higher with theater.  You have to work hard to maintain audience interest, even with a great show.  The attention span of an audience is incredibly short these days.  When I directed King John for OSP, I made sure to keep it right at 2 hours.

With film, the scenes are short and you can spend all day making sure you get a scene just right.  You can also improvise more with film.  Theater is a little more strict in that regard.  Playwrights get really bent out of shape if you change the dialogue, blocking or intention of a scene.  Screenwriters aren't as rigid.  For instance, when I worked on Parkland, the character I was playing was supposed to start the scene about placing Kennedy's coffin on Air Force One.  When I arrived on set to shoot the scene, Peter Landesman, the director and screenwriter, told me that the scene was re-written. 

Film production is very fluid.  Theater production is much more rigid.

RG:  When you began preparing for your role as Perry, how did you approach it?  Did you study that weird uncle/cousin/neighbor everyone has, or is that guy deeply suppressed somewhere inside you?

I patrol the downtown area of Oklahoma City and I have come across many different versions of Perry.  When I read the breakdown for the role, I noticed that Perry had a distinct "sniff."  Well, based on my experience working with mental health consumers downtown, it appeared that Perry was a little schizophrenic.  I remembered a consumer I came in contact with during a traffic stop.  When I made contact with the consumer, I quickly found out they were having a schizophrenic episode.  That person constantly sniffed, almost a snort.  They sniffed the steering wheel of their car, the back seat of my patrol car, their own hand and whatever door handles they saw.  During the evaluation, that person spit into their own hand, sniffed it and licked it back up.

I knew the film was a comedy and Perry couldn't be that dark, but I kept alot of that consumer's behavior in mind.  The rest of Perry was the result of great writing and a great creative process.  When I read the script, alot of small gags came to mind.  I was hoping that you and Ryan would let me play around with the role and I was grateful when you both did.

Perry was a fun challenge because he had to be convincing as a bad guy, but he was also an absolute klutz.  It would have been much harder to find that happy medium between the two without the great collaborative process we had on the set.


RG:  You were always really prepared on set.  Is your mind a steel trap or do you have a memorizing technique?



That's from years of working in theater and years of performing Shakespeare. 

And it was a great script.

Skid was a film that opened the door to alot of creative improvisation.  If you didn't show up prepared with something to offer then you missed out on a great opportunity.  Film scripts are much easier for me to prepare and memorize.  I don't understand why an actor would show up on set without their material prepped and memorized, especially if they are being paid for their performance.

RG:  What's it like to come do scenes and work with people (and pigs) you've never met until that day?

That's one of the challenges of film that you don't have with theater.  It's a little stressful because no actor sees the same scene the same way...and then you have to adapt to the director's vision.  Darryl Cox gave me some of the best advice about working on a set before he and I went to Austin to work on Parkland.  He told me to memorize the lines and have an idea about how I wanted to play the scene.  Then he told me not to get attached to what I prepared and be ready to scrap it all the day I show up on set.

He was 100% right.  As I mentioned before, when I showed up to shoot one of my scenes on Parkland, the scene was re-written.  I still had the character prepared, but it was time to learn new lines.

That's why you have to prepare and then be prepared for changes.  It's part of the collaborative process.  And it can also be alot of fun.  No one knew about Perry's laugh until we started shooting.  That was one of the best aspects of not having rehearsals and not meeting anyone before hand.  I think the laugh threw a few people off.  The look on Lucas Ross' face the first time he heard it was great.

RG:  Without overstating the obvious, the script was devastatingly witty and intelligent. Some might say slapstick and stupid.  Whatever gets a laugh in my book. But you also have done dramas and other genres.  Tell us about some of your other film roles, and what catches your eye in a script.

When it comes to theater...I'm looking for a challenge.  When it comes to film...I'm looking for a paycheck.  If I can get a challenging film role like Perry, that's just icing on the cake.  Liev Schreiber gave me some great advice about the business when I asked him about his career.  He simply said, "I do film so I can do theater."

I'm new to film and I'm not overly discerning when it comes to building my film resume.  If the role is within my age range, if the script concept is reasonable, if I get to keep my clothes on and I have the time to dedicate to traveling to the audition, call back and shoot, I'm submitting for it.  SAG roles pay $900+ a day.  You don't turn SAG work down if you can get it.  If you hear an actor say that they only submit for challenging film roles and that actor isn't George Clooney or Brad Pitt, they are lying.

My film roles consist of a secret service agent (Lem Johns) in Parkland, a deputy sheriff (Deputy Terrell) in Hollis, a straight laced friend (Harry) in Single and Dealing With It and a disorganized schizophrenic bad guy (Perry) in Skid.  I have some roles in two short films and a bunch of commercials on my resume as well.

I spent 20 years in the theater and I unwittingly pigeonholed myself as a stage actor...and worse, a classical actor.  Classical actors, for whatever reason, are intimidating to agents, casting directors and film directors.  We're the anomaly of the business.  You show up at an agents office and they basically say, "this actor doesn't neatly fit anywhere."  I freelanced with an agent in New York City.  She was impressed that I was cast with the NYSF so soon after arriving, but she didn't know what to do with me.  It didn't last long.  If I had to do it all over again, I would have diversified my resume before leaving for New York.

I have an extensive theater resume and I always look for a challenging role.  Theater doesn't pay as well and it is a greater time commitment, so I have to be more discerning.  I still want to play Richard III, Lear, Coriolanus, and some other leading men in Shakespeare's anthology.  That's what I love about Shakespeare's works.  There are great roles for every gender and age range.  I'm about to turn 40, and with regard to Shakespeare's anthology, I'm about to enter my prime.

I also want to work on plays by Harold Pinter, David Mamet and Edward Albee.  That's the next challenge for me on stage.  I'm directing Glengarry Glen Ross for the Oklahoma City Theater Company this fall.  Mamet's language has a very distinct rhythm, just like Shakespeare, and it is very precise, just like Shakespeare.  Harold Pinter is the exact opposite of Mamet, very minimalistic.  That's just as challenging because you have to carry the show through the hurdles of the infamous "Pinter Pause."

RG:  What's the dream for you?

I'm living the dream.  I'm a police officer and an actor. 

I love being a cop.  There are times I would do that job for free if my wife would let me.  Becoming a police officer was the best decision I ever made, second only to pursuing my acting career in New York.  I'll live the rest of my life not ever having to wonder, "what if...?"

I just became the President of the Board of Directors for Oklahoma Shakespeare In The Park.  We are about to enter our 30th Anniversary Season.  When I became the President of the Board, Kathryn McGill (the founder and Executive Director) and I decided that it was time for the theater to join Actor's Equity...the professional stage union.  This puts OSP in the same category as Lyric Theater and City Rep.  It officially gives us the stamp of a "professional theater" even though OSP has been operating that way for years.  It's a transition that is well deserved and well overdue.

I'll spend two years in this position and I have the honor of overseeing a theater company that gave me everything I needed to succeed in New York.

I've achieved everything I wanted to achieve professionally and I did it before I turned 40.  I worked alongside Liev Scheriber, Peter Gerety, David Costabile and Bronson Pinchot with the New York Shakespeare Festival.  I'm credited in a film alongside Billy Bob Thornton, Marcia Gay Harden, Paul Giamatti, Ron Livingston, Tom Welling, James Badge Dale, Darryl Cox and a myriad of other great film actors in Parkland.

My parents, family and friends have seen me act Off-Broadway in New York City and they've seen me on the big screen.  Having my parents see me play a speaking role on the big screen in a movie theater near their hometown was probably the biggest goal I had as an actor.  

I'm sure I will act in other films and act in television shows down the road.  Anything else I achieve from this point forward is icing on the cake.


RG:  Just for fun, when you arrest people, do you throw on one of your accents just to freak them out?


Not if I'm arresting them, no.  But, if it's a well known drunk I've dealt with 100 times, every once in a while I'll bust out an over the top Irish lilt or an over the top Brooklyn dialect to break up the monotony and have some fun.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Worst SKID Job by Danial James



Ever wonder what some of the worst jobs are on a film set?  We'll be hearing from some of our cast and crew about that in the upcoming posts.  Here are Danial James' thoughts on it:


 


Somehow, and I'm really not sure how, I got the job of "Ask The Guys Playing Basketball To Stop Playing Basketball Right Now Pretty Please". 


It was a cumbersome job title, but it came with dental, so I was cool. 


One of our sets was right next to a basketball court, and unfortunately, our shoot schedule coincided with some epic basketball battles. And as it turns out, the sound of a basketball bouncing on the ground, or a rim, or a teammate's head is not really conducive to optimal sound recording on a film set. 


Here's the awesome news: these guys were really, really cool about it. The not so awesome news is I felt like a heel having to shut down their fun every day. 


So, Fellas Who Played Basketball By Our Set, my hat's off to you. Thanks for being so cool and letting us interrupt your hoop dreams to make our movie. And thanks for making my least favorite job actually pretty bearable. 

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Lightning in a Bottle by Brett Bower



LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE


That's what it was.

The whole experience of working on SKID truly was lightning in a bottle, and I know I'm not the only person who feels that way.  For me, this crazy business of acting has had many ups and downs over the years, and when I was cast in SKID, it had been many years since I had landed a film role.  And playing “James” - this is the largest film role I've had to date.  I've worked on a few SAG low budget films in years past, but usually in a small supporting part......a “character actor” role that shoots in a day or two.  For SKID, it's the first time I've gotten to play such a central character and be on set roughly 70% of the entire shoot.  It was a memorable ride for sure and one I know I'll never forget or take for granted.

Backing up......



I knew of Ryan as a director and had always wanted to work with him.  When I saw the breakdown, I thought it sounded like such a fun premise and a daunting task shooting on a plane.  I read the description of “James” and it sounded like such a fun character and one I could really sink my teeth into.  I loved the script and hoped I could bring to it what they were looking for.  That's all any actor wants.  They want to be the right combination of whatever the author, director, and producer are looking for.  And if not, then they want to be memorable enough that the next time a production rolls around and they can audition for the same creative team, maybe there's a character they'd be right for down the road.

The day of my audition, everything leading up to it that could possibly go wrong had........well........gone wrong.  I had no earthly idea how I was going to be able to make it to the audition with all the technical issues I was trying to solve in the office that day that were going to take hours upon hours upon hours to fix.  I was so frustrated with the idea that I might have to skip the audition altogether, but I'm so glad I was able to work it out.  I made it there by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.

Thankfully.

I can safely say that it's the most fun audition I've ever been to.  I left there knowing that even if I didn't get cast, it was exactly what I needed that day.  It was just plain fun and a really nice creative environment.   When I got the part, the screenplay was going through another draft, and I just couldn't wait to read it.  So I bought Rene's book and poured through it wanting to get to know “James.”  I absolutely love this character.  I think everyone knows a “James.”  Or everyone has some aspect of “James” in themselves. :)   

I love that there was so much time in between the cast being assembled and before principal photography actually began because it really gave time to explore the script and the character.  I was there for a couple different days of table reads, and I'll never forget the first thing director Ryan said:  (in a joking manner) “If any of you memorize this......I'll kill you.”  That's when I knew 100% that this was going to be the most fun shoot I've ever gotten to be a part of.  Not all directors are like Ryan.  He's a consummate professional.  He knows each shot he wants.  He knows exactly what he wants out of actors.  But he also loves having an improvisational atmosphere and really giving actors the freedom to create.  I've never had anything like that before.  I had always approached “James” in an off-the-cuff style already, but now I knew that this would be a set where if you had an ad-lib, funny take, or just completely random tangent to add and explore........go for it because it just might end up being perfect.  (or if not, then add it to the blooper reel, he he) 



I loved every single day I got to be on set.  It was such a fun cast and crew.  There truly were no egos.  No matter the long days, everyone poured their hearts into this production.  It was a joy to watch this crew work together and support each other.  It was filmmaking at its finest.  You got to watch people do what they love doing, and each person left their mark on the film in a unique way.  I've worn a lot of hats over the years, but this one would be hard to top.

So, from First Officer “James Lawrence,” I say it was an honor to be a part of our experience bringing this flight to life. 

It truly was lightning in a bottle.

Heartfelt thanks to all,
Brett Bower

BRETT'S FILM REEL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdHeN2gVqU4
BRETT'S COMMERCIAL REEL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1EbC4vCx0
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Monday, March 31, 2014

An Interview with Myself About My Qualifications for Writing a Book on Parenting



To follow is an exclusive interview with one of the authors of Just 18 Summers, Rene Gutteridge, conducted by herself, about herself, for the self promotion of her book about her parenting self.  Warning: Reader discretion advised. Some of this content may be highly offensive to those of you who came out of the womb with all maternal instincts intact.


Rene:    Thanks for agreeing to be interviewed today.  Now, you’ve just written a novelization on parenting, based on a script written by Marshal Younger, Michelle Cox and Torry Martin, which was based on Michelle Cox’s original idea.  I’m assuming before they asked you to write this novelization, you were thoroughly interviewed to assure them of your qualifications as a parent.


Me:   Absolutely.  They asked, “Do you have kids?”  I’m like, “Yeah.”  And they’re like, “Cool.  You’re in.”


Rene:    That doesn’t really sound like an extensive vetting process.


Me:        Well, I mean, I’ve got pictures of my kids all over my Facebook page, so automatically it’s clear that I’m totally qualified.


Rene:    How do we know those are even your kids?


Me:        Look, have I airbrushed dirt off their faces when I’m trying to get that perfect family picture?  Sure.  Guilty.  But otherwise, I mostly just yell at them to smile for the camera or we’ll be out here for as long as it takes.  And not the fake smiles either.


Rene:    Okay…well, maybe we should start from the beginning.  What’s one of your earliest motherhood memories of your first child?


Me:        I remember being so overjoyed.  And so afraid too.  I was in charge of a little bitty human being!  I didn’t want to leave the hospital. It was so scary to think of doing this on my own, without the nurses giving me guidance.  I remember one really nice nurse was encouraging me as she was showing me how to properly clean his belly button stub.  I said, “I’m just so afraid it’s going to get infected!”  And she said, “Sweetie, the belly button is the easiest part. It will be just fine, I promise.”  So we left the hospital and drove home in this horrible rainstorm, almost getting into a wreck.  I was pretty frazzled and swore I wasn’t going to leave the house ever again.  I settled down a bit as he slept. Then it was time to change his first diaper.  I had the whole changing station perfectly arranged with wipes and diapers and creams and everything else I might need.  He was screaming like crazy on that table.  The next thing I know, there is a stream of urine arching high like a rainbow, then coming down…right into his mouth.


Rene:    He drank his own urine?


Me:        Not willfully, sheesh.  You make it sound so…yeah, it was bad.  Crying hysterically, I rushed him to my husband and immediately called the hospital that I’d just been discharged from—the one that said we’d be fine.   They transferred me to the nurse’s station and I didn’t even really know how to word it in a way that wouldn’t get my parent card revoked.  But I just came out and said it.  “My son just peed in his mouth.”  I held my breath, ready to hear the worst news, that we were going to have to rush him to the hospital.  The nurse on the other end said, “Honey, he’s been drinking his urine for nine months.  He’ll be fine.”  So, that was my first full day as a mom.


Rene:    Wow. Well, accidents do happen, I guess.  But everything else went OK?


Me:        Yeah, for about four days, until we had our first pediatric appointment, where the doctor informed me his belly button was infected.


Rene:    I thought that was virtually impossible.


Me:        According to available data, yes.  I must’ve said, “I swear I’ve been swabbing it with alcohol,” forty times in that little exam room.  We actually had to go see a specialist.  It’s a little known sub-sub specialty of physicians who are experts in catastrophically incompetent parents. Thankfully, it’s almost always covered by insurance.


Rene:    Well, there’s a learning curve to be expected on the first child.  By the second one, things surely got easier. You have a daughter too.


Me:        Yeah, I mean, I thought so.  No stubs got infected.  She didn’t eat anything meant for our pets.  So I felt good about myself, you know?  But then my mom pointed out when she was two that she probably needed her eyes checked.  And I said, “How do you know that?”  And my mom said, in the nicest of ways, “I’ve noticed she holds everything about two inches from her face to look at it.  And also her eyes are crossed.”  I was with my daughter every day.  How could I not notice that?   But at least I haven’t, you know, lost my kids at Disney World.


Rene:    You haven’t taken them to Disney World.


Me:        The point is, I’ve done some things right.


Rene:    On a scale from 1 to 10, how much are you going to fudge these examples?


Me:        I’d say a seven, because I’m going to pretend that everything I did right came from the maternal instincts all girls are supposedly born with.


Rene:    Where did they come from?


Me:        Parent magazines.  The Today Show.  Watching my friends make it look easy and then me trying to fake it.


Rene:    At the risk of your parenting skills making Octomom look like Mrs. Cleaver, was there anything you did right?


Me:       


Rene:    Anything at all?


Me:        Hold on, I’m thinking.


Rene:    It’s just getting awkward.


Me:        Got it.  Every night I tuck them into their beds and tell them that I love them.  And I tell them that God loves them and that there is a purpose and plan for their lives.  I tell them I’m sorry when I fail them.  I tell them there are always second and third and thousands of chances when they fail me.  I tell them that no matter what happens, God will never leave them or forsake them, and that if they ever get in trouble, He will hear their prayers.   I pray for them every day.  I teach them to pray for others.  I show them all the opportunities they have in their lives to be compassionate to others.  I point out how much they bless me.  I ask them to bless other people. I remind them that tomorrow is a new day, filled with brand new mercies and grace.


Rene:    Uh,wow…that was kind of poignant.  Do you have any other words of wisdom for fellow parents out there?


Me:        “Motherhood ain’t for sissies.”


Rene:    I would quote you on that, but you’re a professional writer and you used the word ain’t.


Me:        My kids aren’t even allowed to say that word under my roof. It’s sort of like cussing.


Rene:    So I guess all this is leading me to ask the question, when you wrote Just 18 Summers, which parent did you identify with the most?


Me:        I suppose the manic one.  No, maybe the worrywart.  Now that I think about it, I’m more like the strict disciplinarian.  I’m like the kitten-downed version of Tiger Mom.  I know I don’t look all that tough, but you should see me when I find underwear on the floor.  You can guarantee that I won’t see underwear on the floor again at least until the next time they take them off.


Rene:    So what you’re saying is that Just 18 Summers will give hope to parents everywhere?


Me:        Oh yeah.  You’ll totally feel good about yourself when you’re done with this book. And more importantly, you’ll begin to see every summer you have with your kids in an entirely new light.


Rene:    You just enrolled your first born in high school.  How was that?


Me:        Tearful.  Just yesterday he was peeing in his own mouth.  Look at him now.


Rene:    Time flies.


Me:        And summers get shorter with every day that they grow older.


Rene:    I’m afraid to ask, but any parting words?


Me:        Hang in there.  Someday you’ll get to be a grandparent and make up for everything.